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fuckyeah-nerdery:

Roseanne, Nightmare on Oak Street.

This episode aired in 1989 and it still hasn’t gotten through a lot of people’s skulls.

(Source: mojaskarb, via somecallitmynightmare)

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(via elegantdreaming)

prettierboy:

when people assume i’m straight i feel so insulted, like am i not gay enough?? do i need to step up my queer game??

(via elegantdreaming)

I’ve been sleeping naked lately and I’ve been getting such a good sleep from it that I’m even sleeping through all my alarms

chronicallyerin:

I go to bed tired, I wake up tired. I’m in pain all the time. No it does not stop. I eat and feel nauseous, I don’t eat and I feel nauseous. So don’t get pissy at me if I’m not smiling and happy all the time. I’m doing the best I can and you have no idea how much effort that’s taking.

(via somecallitmynightmare)

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

(via elegantdreaming)

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

(via owlsareraptors)

gothiccharmschool:

joanashino:

F*ck, Im and Adult. A Drama based on a true story.

I go through this EXACT line of thought with every paycheck. 

(via purpleponyrideson)

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(via avocadogrrl)

(Source: skrink-la-da-doo, via rememberhavefun)

the rawness up close ➝ krikor jabotian s/s 2014

(via redlipsandpolkadotss)

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD COMMISSION for capesandteapots!

furything:

opal porn

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