Roseanne, Nightmare on Oak Street.
This episode aired in 1989 and it still hasn’t gotten through a lot of people’s skulls.
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
when people assume i’m straight i feel so insulted, like am i not gay enough?? do i need to step up my queer game??
I’ve been sleeping naked lately and I’ve been getting such a good sleep from it that I’m even sleeping through all my alarms
I go to bed tired, I wake up tired. I’m in pain all the time. No it does not stop. I eat and feel nauseous, I don’t eat and I feel nauseous. So don’t get pissy at me if I’m not smiling and happy all the time. I’m doing the best I can and you have no idea how much effort that’s taking.
F*ck, Im and Adult. A Drama based on a true story.
I go through this EXACT line of thought with every paycheck.